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Brent Diggs – History of the Name Part Twelve

brentdiggs — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 08:15:54 +0000

At age twenty I was engaged to a wealthy heiress who strongly urged me to her last name upon our immanent nuptials. I considered it briefly but just couldn’t see myself as a “Hilton” so I stuck with Brent Diggs even though it cost me a fortune.

Brent Diggs – History of the Name Section Eleven

brentdiggs — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 07:12:26 +0000

For my nineteenth birthday I received my first asterisk. All year long I proudly wrote my name as Brent Diggs*.

Brent Diggs – History of the Name X

brentdiggs — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:11:11 +0000

When I was eighteen I was abducted by aliens. They apologized for being out of proctologic probes but subjected me instead to a three month marathon of Hallmark movies. Upon my return to earth I was immediately grounded for being out seven months beyond curfew. Never was I so glad to hear the words, “Brent Diggs get in here this minute.”

Brent Diggs – History of the Name Part Nine

brentdiggs — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 07:03:39 +0000

At seventeen I changed highschools and introduced myself to my new art class as “Diggs…Brent Diggs.”

To my embarrassment, everyone found this to be extremely funny and proceeded to refer to me for the rest of the year as” James Bond.”

Brent Diggs – History of the Name Chapter Eight

brentdiggs — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:00:49 +0000

The name Brent Diggs spent its entire sixteenth year in storage, virtually unused as I responded instead to the title “dude.”

Brent Diggs – History of the Name Part Seven

brentdiggs — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 07:51:52 +0000

At fifteen I ran away to join the circus. The ringmaster explained to me that they already had one Brent Diggs and that by circus tradition if they took me on we both would have to fight to the death. The other Brent was their Bearded Lady and I was pretty sure I could take her, but I didn’t want to get typecast so I went home.

Brent Diggs – History of the Name Number Six

brentdiggs — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 17:48:05 +0000

My fourteenth year was spent in a media induced comma in which I hallucinated vividly that I was Brent Diggs, the long lost member of the A-Team.

Brent Diggs – History of the Name Part Five

brentdiggs — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 07:12:24 +0000

Around year thirteen I underwent certain changes that led me to introduce myself for some time as Bre(squeek)nt Diggs.

Brent Diggs – History of the Name Installment Number Four

brentdiggs — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 08:33:09 +0000

Throughout my tenth and eleventh years my name remained firmly and stolidly Brent Diggs, but somewhere around year twelve I suffered an identity crisis thanks to certain aunts, uncles, and one complete stranger who inappropriately insisted on referring to me as Snookie Bear.

Brent Diggs – History of the Name Part Three

brentdiggs — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 08:07:54 +0000

Things were reassuringly changeless for my name, Brent Diggs, throughout years seven, eight, and nine. This was real relief after my previous name related drama.